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Why Scotland Produces Better Supporters Than Footballers

Jun 26
16 min read

What kind of greatness does Scotland actually value?


There were two Scottish national teams in America.

One wore navy blue and stood beneath the floodlights looking inhibited, overawed and technically inferior. Shoulders tightened. Passes shortened. Players who perform every week in elite leagues began treating the football like a suspicious ticking parcel.

The other Scotland was everywhere.

It crossed an ocean. It occupied bars, baseball stadiums, city squares and beachfronts. It marched behind bagpipes through streets that had never heard Flower of Scotland sung with such confidence or such questionable regard for melody. It made friends with locals, raised money for children’s charities, filled tills, generated news stories and turned ordinary American evenings into memories people would tell each other about for years.

One Scotland seemed frightened of the occasion.

The other appeared to be enlarged by it.

The contrast became difficult to ignore. The supporters exhibited almost every quality the football team seemed to lack: imagination, courage, identity, spontaneity, confidence, collective intelligence and freedom under pressure.

When the players became tense, the supporters became expressive. When the players retreated into structure, the supporters improvised. When the players looked as though they were carrying the weight of Scotland, the supporters made Scotland look weightless.

Perhaps that is the great contradiction of our national game.

Scotland has outsourced its flair to the stands.

This is not another newspaper sermon about alcohol. It is not an argument that the Tartan Army somehow prevents Scotland from producing footballers, or that the country would be winning World Cups if only Scottish men drank sparkling water and went to bed at nine.

It is definitely not a complaint about supporters embarrassing the nation abroad.

Quite the opposite.

What the Tartan Army displayed in America was authentic greatness.



Most football teams visit a city, play a match and leave behind some statistics.

Scotland leaves behind pen pals and most likely some genetics.

That is not fraudulent greatness. It is not the consolation prize we award ourselves because the proper prize disappeared during the group stage. There are many ways for a people to distinguish themselves in the world, and the ability to create joy wherever you travel is surely among the better ones.

The people of Boston will remember the Scots longer than they remember a moderately competent team who quietly reached the second round.

The scoreboard is not the only place human beings leave a result.

The uncomfortable question is not whether the greatness of the supporters is real.

It is whether it has become a more compelling version of Scottish football than the football itself.


Two Kinds of Greatness

There are, broadly speaking, two kinds of greatness at work here.

The first is vertical.

Vertical greatness is about rising. It involves standards, hierarchy, selection, discipline, sacrifice and individual distinction. Somebody becomes better than the people around them. Somebody starts while somebody else sits on the bench. Somebody is chosen, somebody is released and somebody climbs higher than the rest.

Elite sport is unapologetically vertical.

It must be. There are no inclusive World Cup squads. Nobody receives ten minutes against Brazil because they have attended every training session and been a positive influence around the group. At the highest level, one player’s dream is frequently built upon another player’s rejection.

Vertical greatness asks an individual to separate themselves from the crowd.

The second kind of greatness is horizontal.

Horizontal greatness spreads outwards. It is found in belonging, solidarity, humour, warmth, fellowship and collective identity. Nobody has to become better than the person next to them. They only have to join them.

This is the greatness of the support.

A new voice strengthens the song. Another body improves the march. The man who has travelled to every away match for thirty years and the boy attending his first are briefly granted the same citizenship. Nobody checks your first touch. Nobody asks whether you deserve your place.

There is always room for another Scot.

We are exceptionally good at this kind of greatness.

Scottish people can enter a dead room and create life. We puncture pomposity, dissolve social barriers and make strangers feel as though they have stumbled into the final hour of a wedding. Our humour is not simply entertainment. It is a form of social intelligence, a method of testing people, welcoming people and bringing everyone back onto the same human level.

The Tartan Army carried that instinct to America.

This is Scotland at its most confident: not standing above others, but pulling them in.

The problem is that producing great footballers requires a culture capable of doing both. It requires belonging strong enough to support the individual, but ambition strong enough to allow that individual to rise beyond the group.

Scotland has mastered the first part.

We remain deeply suspicious of the second.


Ten Years Old

A ten-year-old watching Scotland at a World Cup still wants to become the player.

He puts on the shirt. He runs into the garden. He recreates the McTominay overhead kick on his trampoline in a garden that may be a strip of artificial grass between the decking and the wheelie bins.

He does not want to become the man in Row 38 holding a plastic pint.

Not yet.

At ten, football still presents itself as a pure dream. The child sees the stadium, the anthem, the shirt and the possibility of scoring for Scotland. He does not see the years of repetition required to get there. He does not see the car journeys, selections, deselections, injuries, academy politics, anxious parents, changed schools, missed birthdays, restricted diets and Sunday mornings spent travelling two hundred miles to play fourteen minutes.

He sees the goal.

Then the child becomes sixteen or seventeen, and another dream begins to appear.

America with your mates.

The kilt. The songs. The stories. The attention. The laughter. The hotel rooms, road trips, bars, burds, beaches and thousands of people who already know the same words as you.

He watches social media clips of Scottish supporters walking through Boston like returning war heroes. Locals ask for photographs. Women want to meet them. Television reporters laugh with them. Baseball crowds applaud them. Businesses thank them. The world describes them as funny, generous and unforgettable.

Then the coverage cuts back to the footballers.

The players are being criticised, examined and pitied. Their body language is analysed. Their courage is questioned. Their mistakes are replayed from four angles by former professionals who begin every condemnation by insisting they do not enjoy condemning anyone.

One group crossed the Atlantic and became heroes merely by being recognisably Scottish.

The other spent their entire lives becoming elite athletes and returned home accused of failing Scotland.

At seventeen, which role looks like greatness?

That is not a frivolous question.

Nor is the answer simply that Scottish teenagers are lazy, lack discipline or would rather drink than train. That explanation is comforting because it allows adults and institutions to blame the child for responding rationally to the world placed in front of him.

The footballing pathway asks for years of private sacrifice in exchange for an almost microscopic chance of public success.

The supporter pathway offers belonging immediately.

Football says: live differently from your friends, decline invitations, control your diet, travel constantly, submit yourself to judgement and perhaps, one day, somebody may decide you are good enough.

The support says: come with us.

Wear this. Learn these songs. Get on the plane. You belong now.

One dream requires permission from coaches, scouts, academies and clubs.

The other requires a passport, some savings and a group chat.

The first may lead to glory, but there are no guarantees. A young player can do almost everything correctly and still be released because he developed six months later than another boy, because the manager changed, because the club signed someone, because his body broke down or because the mysterious thing coaches call “it” was judged to be missing.

The second dream virtually guarantees memories.

Not necessarily good decisions. Not necessarily a well functioning liver by Monday. But memories.

The choice becomes less irrational the closer you examine it.


The Invitation to Adulthood

There is another element we rarely discuss because it sounds too sentimental for football.

The support offers initiation.

Modern society provides teenage boys with fewer clear routes into adulthood than it once did. Work begins later. Housing is more distant. Institutions feel remote. Industry has declined. Religion has weakened. Community organisations have disappeared. Many young men spend their adolescence being assessed by adults without ever feeling accepted by them.

Football support still offers a recognisable passage.

Your first away game. Your first trip without your parents. Your first time standing beside older men and being treated not as a child under supervision but as another member of the group.

You are taught the songs, the stories and the old grievances. You learn who missed the penalty, who scored in Paris, what happened at Wembley and why nobody trusts the referee even though he was born in Belgium.

Somebody hands you a pint. Somebody puts an arm around you during the anthem. Somebody you met three hours earlier makes sure you get back to the hotel.

This is not merely consumption.

It is admission.

The academy can offer belonging too, of course. At its best, sport gives young people purpose, friendship, structure and identity. A great coach can change a life.

But elite development can also become a long audition in which every friendship contains an element of competition. The boy beside you is your teammate, but he also plays your position. His success may narrow your pathway. Your place within the group is conditional upon performance.

The supporter is accepted as a member.

The young player is evaluated as an asset.

That distinction matters much more than we realise.

People do not remain inside cultures merely because those cultures are good for them. They remain where they feel visible, valued and wanted.

The party succeeds because the invitation is emotionally clear.

Scottish football development too often offers a programme.



It Is Not Just the Drink

Alcohol is obviously part of the story.

It would be absurd to discuss the Tartan Army while pretending everyone is fuelled by mineral water, complex carbohydrates and the quiet satisfaction of cultural exchange.

Drink lowers inhibition. It accelerates conversation, increases noise and persuades men who would ordinarily communicate through nods to climb onto tables and declare lifelong affection for people whose names they have forgotten.

But alcohol is not the whole fire.

It is an accelerant.

Take the drink away and the deeper attractions remain: travel, fellowship, adventure, ritual, identity, public recognition and release from the exhausting self-consciousness of everyday life.

The Tartan Army includes families, women, children, older supporters, sober supporters and people who nurse one pint for four hours because they know what the hotel bar is charging. The cultural phenomenon cannot be reduced to drunken men in kilts, even if drunken men in kilts remain among its most enthusiastic marketing representatives.

The deeper pleasure is disappearance into the group.

For a few days, the individual no longer has to explain himself. His job, class, income, education and personal disappointments become irrelevant. He is Scottish. He is here. He knows the song, and yes sir, he can boogie.

That is a powerful relief in a culture where many people feel otherwise fragmented and unseen.

Football support supplies a temporary identity strong enough to override almost everything else.

The elite player faces the opposite psychological demand.

He must become more individual precisely when the crowd becomes collective.

He has to demand the ball. Attempt the difficult pass. Ignore the safer option. Risk looking foolish in front of millions. He must believe that his judgement, in that instant, is superior to the structure surrounding him.

The supporter gains confidence by dissolving into the group.

The creative player requires confidence strong enough to separate from it.

Perhaps this is where Scottish culture becomes complicated.


Di ye aye?

Scotland likes talent.

We are less comfortable with the person who knows they possess it.

The phrase Did ye aye? is one of our great cultural enforcement mechanisms. It can be useful. It punctures vanity, challenges pretence and prevents men who have purchased a Range Rover from assuming they have become minor royalty.

Our anti-pretension is one of the reasons Scottish people travel so well. We are generally unimpressed by status and capable of talking to almost anybody. We meet celebrities, politicians and powerful people with much the same tone we would use for the man repairing the boiler.

That democratic instinct is attractive.

But every virtue has a shadow.

The same instinct that protects us from pomposity can become hostile to aspiration. Confidence is mistaken for arrogance. Seriousness becomes self-importance. The person attempting to rise is accused of believing they are better than everyone else.

Sometimes, of course, they do believe this.

Worse, sometimes they are correct.

Vertical greatness requires us to tolerate that possibility.

A young footballer with exceptional ability must eventually believe he can dominate other players. He must cultivate an internal sense of distinction long before the external evidence is convincing. He has to behave, at least privately, as though he might become extraordinary.

That is a dangerous posture in Scotland.

Collective flamboyance is permitted. Individual flamboyance is suspect.

One man walking down the street dressed outrageously is showing off.

Forty thousand men dressed outrageously is culture.

The Tartan Army says: look at us.

The creative footballer must say: look at me.

One statement creates fellowship. The other risks separation.

The supporter can become louder without rising above the group. The player cannot become great without, at some point, doing exactly that.

This may be part of the reason Scottish flair survives more comfortably in the stands.

Nobody tells the supporter to simplify his song. Nobody substitutes the man with the bagpipes because he has attempted one flourish too many. Nobody pulls the drunk fellow in the ginger wig aside and explains that while everyone appreciates his enthusiasm, he must learn to make better decisions in the final third.

The crowd grants permission to improvise.

The football system frequently removes it.


Where Imagination Goes

Watch children play football without adults and you will see invention.

They dribble. They attempt ridiculous shots. They argue about whether the ball crossed an imaginary line. They create rules, alter teams, solve disputes and continue playing without a safeguarding officer distributing laminated guidance.

The football may be chaotic, but it is alive.

Then the adults arrive.

Positions are assigned. Shapes are introduced. Mistakes acquire consequences. The expressive child is told not to overdo it. The dribbler is instructed to release the ball earlier. The small technical player is informed that he must become stronger. The goalkeeper who runs out with the ball causes three parents to experience visible cardiac symptoms.

Some structure is necessary. Coaching matters. Tactical understanding matters.

But Scottish football has often appeared more comfortable correcting imagination than protecting it.

We produce young players who understand what they should not do.

Do not lose the ball. Do not leave the shape. Do not take unnecessary risks. Do not get caught in possession. Do not try that there.

Then we reach major tournaments and wonder why nobody tries anything.

Meanwhile, Scottish imagination has not disappeared.

It has migrated.

It appears in songs composed on aeroplanes, banners created in hotel rooms, spontaneous marches, elaborate costumes, filthy jokes and the ability to turn a confused local news reporter into part of the occasion within thirty seconds.

The supporters also display considerable collective intelligence. They arrange travel, accommodation, hire boast and school buses, tickets, charity events and informal networks across unfamiliar cities. They read social situations, build temporary communities and adapt quickly when plans collapse.

The institutions surrounding Scottish football often mistake control for intelligence.

The support demonstrates that intelligence can also be spontaneous, social and distributed across a group. Under pressure, the crowd becomes more inventive. Under pressure, the team becomes more obedient. That cannot be explained by technique alone. The supporter is trusted to be Scottish while he player is trained to be professional.

Perhaps too much of what is recognisably Scottish has been removed from the footballer in the attempt to manufacture the modern athlete. The humour, mischief, defiance and improvisation remain alive around the stadium but are regarded as risks inside it.

The national character is permitted to purchase a ticket.

It is less often allowed onto the pitch.


The Glory We Can All Enter

There may be another reason the support has become our preferred form of greatness.

It is democratic.

Almost everybody can participate. You do not need rare genetics, academy access or professional approval. You can be short, slow, overweight, middle-aged, asthmatic or entirely incapable of controlling a pass delivered at ankle height.

You still belong.

Sporting excellence is exclusionary by design. The more elite it becomes, the fewer people it can contain. Supporting Scotland allows tens of thousands to enter the same story without being selected.

No one has to lose their place for you to join the song.

This is horizontal greatness at its most seductive. It gives people the emotional experience of significance without requiring them to stand above anyone else.

There is dignity in that.

Not everybody needs to become exceptional. A society built entirely around personal advancement would be intolerable. Ironically America, the quintessential individual society, has fell in love with the collectiveness of the Scots. To them we have been a mirror showing them communities require people willing to stand beside each other, not merely climb over each other.

The Tartan Army’s generosity abroad is part of the same instinct. The charity donations demonstrate that the fellowship does not end at the edge of the group. The support does not merely announce its Scottishness; at its best, it uses Scottishness to make contact.

That is why host cities respond.

The confidence is outward-facing rather than defensive. People are invited into the joke.

This is not the aggressive nationalism of people who require others to become smaller so that they can feel larger. It is cultural confidence expressed as hospitality.

We are here. Come and join us.

There are worse messages for a nation to carry.

But a society can become so skilled at shared experience that it neglects the conditions required for individual excellence. It can offer such warmth within the group that stepping outside begins to feel like betrayal.

The crowd promises that nobody needs to be exceptional.

The football team desperately requires somebody who is.


Did Failure Create the Tartan Army?

There is a possibility we may not enjoy considering.

Perhaps Scotland became such good supporters partly because the football provided so little glory.

When the team repeatedly failed, the supporters learned to manufacture the occasion themselves. If they could not control the score, they could control the atmosphere. If Scotland could not become the best team, Scotland could become the best trip.

Failure was converted into folklore.

This is one of our great national survival strategies. We transform disappointment into humour before disappointment gets the chance to humiliate us. We create a story in which losing does not make us lesser because we were never shallow enough to believe winning was the only point.

There is genuine wisdom in this.

Most human beings lose far more often than they win. A culture incapable of finding dignity and pleasure outside victory would be a cruel place to live.

But humour can be both medicine and anaesthetic.

It helps us survive failure.

It can also prevent us from remaining uncomfortable long enough to change it.

The Tartan Army solved the emotional problem of Scottish football. They made tournaments enjoyable regardless of what happened on the pitch. They created a form of participation that no result could entirely destroy.

That achievement is magnificent.

It may also have made failure culturally sustainable.

Not acceptable, exactly. Scottish supporters still rage, analyse and demand better. But the great trip remains available. The songs continue. The defeat becomes another chapter in the mythology.

We go home with stories.

The governing bodies go back to work without revolution.

This does not make the supporters responsible. They did what human beings always do when institutions disappoint them: they created meaning elsewhere.

The question is why Scottish football has been content to allow all that energy, imagination and confidence to remain outside its walls.


Can We Have Both?

The obvious response is that Scotland should simply produce better footballers while keeping the supporters exactly as they are.

Perhaps.

Other nations possess technically excellent teams and wild, expressive support. Argentina has not had to choose between tactical sophistication and collective delirium. Football cultures around the world combine discipline with identity, seriousness with celebration.

But national character is not a set of Lego pieces. We cannot simply import Dutch coaching, Croatian technique, Norwegian infrastructure and Argentinian confidence while keeping every Scottish instinct untouched.

Real reform changes cultures.

A more serious football nation would require higher standards, earlier interventions, stronger institutions and more honest selection. It would involve saying no, concentrating resources and accepting that not every club, coach or academy can continue operating exactly as before.

That is vertical thinking.

It produces winners and losers.

Would Scotland tolerate it?

Would a more ambitious football culture become joyless, managed and sterile? Would our young players gain technical discipline but lose the humour and looseness that make Scottish people attractive to others?

Would we develop footballers who are better at retaining possession but worse at being recognisably ours?

Or is that fear simply another excuse?

Perhaps the opposite is true. Perhaps strong belonging is not the enemy of excellence but its foundation. A young player secure in his identity may be more willing to take risks. A development system that provides fellowship, autonomy and joy might retain more talent than one built around anxiety and evaluation.

Perhaps we do not need less horizontal greatness.

Perhaps we need to build vertical greatness upon it.

But even that answer comes too easily.

Belonging can support the exceptional person. It can also demand that they remain relatable, modest and safely within reach. Community can provide roots, but roots can nourish or restrain.

Humour can liberate the talented child from fear.

It can also become the weapon used against him when he takes himself seriously.

Anti-pretension can keep greatness human.

It can also prevent greatness from emerging.

There is no simple national reform capable of separating every virtue from its shadow.


The Better Dream

Imagine the seventeen-year-old again.

Scottish football places two futures in front of him.

In the first, he withdraws from ordinary teenage life. He trains while his friends socialise. He eats differently, sleeps differently and lives under constant assessment. He gives years to an institution that may release him in a ten-minute meeting. Even if he succeeds, he may spend his career being judged publicly by people who do not know him.

If he reaches the national team and loses, he may become the symbol of everything his country believes is wrong with itself.

In the second future, his friends invite him on a trip.

He is promised songs, laughter, adventure, adult acceptance and a place inside a story larger than himself. Nobody can release him. Nobody can select someone else in his position. The worst result may still produce the best week of his life.

Which dream has Scottish culture made more attractive?

The remarkable thing is not that so many young people choose belonging.

The remarkable thing is that we expect them not to.

We keep asking why Scotland cannot produce a world-class football team.

Perhaps we should begin by asking why becoming part of the world’s greatest support looks more attractive than becoming one of the men they travelled to support.

The question is not why Scottish boys stop dreaming of becoming footballers.

The question is what Scottish football—and Scottish culture—teaches them to dream of instead.


Ray x


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